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A Eulogenic Epistle
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Travels With Oso con Migo

Odyssey In America

OAE Off and On and Off The Road Again — A Eulogenic Epistle

Nude Sunbathers Ahead

2025 Winter Solstice And Then Some — Greetings Virtual Travellers and Pen Friends:
 
Where's Orca? Pet Orca and she might wake up and follow your mouse around.

Cat Hat LadySteven wrote:

> How did you come to live where you live ?
> Your friends advised or did you find friends secondary to finding the place ?

Good question, good topic. Simple answer: I stumbled onto this town of Tonopah about 1998.  Thanks for the topic. The longer storey is buried in all these letters from then and now:  "We must either choose the wisdom residing within human nature or contort our natural selves to fit a corrupt moral authority."     —R.Downey in The Moralist

"What is the use of being a boy if you grow up to become a man, what is the use?"              —Gertrude Stein

So I more or less decided to not grow up and ran away instead.

26-27 September—Monsoon Strikes Back

PHX got inches of rain and hail, flooded streets, floating cars, Tonopah receivedonly a trace of rain. Next day was a Big Weather Day here. All manner of storm/flood/wind warnings. Inches of rain and one-inch hail forecast. Radar showed nasty-angry red blobs headed right for Tonopah so I disconnected all power and antennas and closed windows, ran on battery power for the duration. But the usual course of events prevailed and the intensity faded. We received only 0.07" of rain and hardly any wind at all.

September 30  Keeping Me In Stitches—Nose JobNose Job

My nose had a duel with a scalpel; it was a draw. X marks the spot now.  Mohs removal of skin cancer. Click on the stitches for a gory detail.

Roaming NumeralsClocks Revisited—Add One

Eight Day Wind?  Chimes on the hour.  Roaming Numerals.  Now there are 30 clocks... at least.

The Cat In A Hat Learning to TEXT

      ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ      or       [^._.^]ノ      or       ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎ノ      or        (=ↀωↀ=)

Discussions With A Large Language Model

Correspondent Steven (a genuine Human—trust me) has been “chatting” with an AI named Gemini over the past few weeks.  He typically baits Gemini with certain keywords and then poses a problem or situation to which the AI responds within the framework of the keywords.  In this instance Steven set up the AI to speak in the mode of an arrogant cantankerous Victorian Darwinist on a bad day, who dispenses disdain along with casual contempt for the topic at hand.  In this mood, prompted with just the phrase "smartphones" Gemini said:

The Smartphone: A Case Study in Tragic Necessity

“The smartphone is not a luxury; it's a cruel necessity that exists only to solve problems—most of which it either created or exaggerated":
 Necessity Disdainful Reality The Snob's Contempt

Communication
It is required to maintain the bare minimum of social and economic cohesion. Without it, one is immediately relegated to the pre-modern status of the "uncontactable peasant". The incessant chirping proves that humanity has lost the ability to schedule its affairs with dignified forethought, requiring constant, interruptive, low-value micro-coordination.

Navigation
It solves the pathetic human defect of poor innate spatial memory. It is a digital crutch necessitated by the general failure to retain simple cartographic data. The dependence on GPS proves the masses are incapable of the noble art of getting deliberately and thoughtfully lost—a pursuit essential for true self-discovery.

Entertainment
It provides an endless stream of low-stakes distraction—a continuous, low- level flow of dopamine to prevent the user from confronting the terrifying, high-stakes void of their own thoughts. It is the ultimate device for the fear of silence. Its constant illumination is a frantic, pathetic gesture against the inevitable darkness of the Heat Death of the Universe.

Work
It turns every minute of one's day into a potential unit of productivity, erasing the civilized boundaries between professional and private life. It is a glorified digital leash that allows the system (Moloch*) to demand constant, immediate sacrifice of spare time, ensuring that all one has left is time left—which is then also polluted by pings.

*Mo-loch (moh'lok, mol'uhk)  n.
                  1.  Also, <Molech.> a deity who was
                       propitiated by the sacrificial burning
                       of children. II Kings 23: 10, Jer. 32: 35.

251006 Poll Worker Training Complete Poll Worker Training Certificate

With this certificate I will be empowered  to tell (and perhaps even help?) voters where to stuff their ballots.

October Nine No Longer In Stitches

Back to being my usual dour Self. Well, maybe not quite that bad.

October 19 Monsoon Really Over Now

The past few days the morning temperature outside The Cat Drag’d Inn has been in the low 50s and my furnace has turned on.  I am obliged to keep my shirt on to go for a Cat Walk.

Food pantry yesterday. This is the monthly outdoor drive-thru affair where the big truck from Saint Mary's Food Bank delivers six to ten pallets of stuff and we divide the product into bags and boxes to load into client's cars as they drive through the line. Four to five hours, 100-150 cars, some days we have lots of volunteer help--kids from the Middle School working for Social Studies credit, people doing court ordered community service, and always a core group of caring adults.

20th October One Down Eight To Go?

F2F Poll Worker Training yesterday.  Now I am fully qualified to assist and instruct voters as to where to stuff their ballots.  Returning from training at 16 o’clock to change togs and shift tasks I saw Orca run across the drive as I drove in.  That was her last appearance.  Already we have a routine. Usually she comes in when I call before sunset for supper. She under the table, me on the table.  No Orca this time.  I wandered around the yard calling Heeer kitty-kitty-kitty-Orca-kitty-kitty...  No Orca.

After my supper and an hour of Roadshow I went out again looking under vehicles, in trash barrels, fed Paul’s critters, calling  kitty-kitty-kitty-Orca-kitty-kitty... No Orca. Finally went to bed thinking all sorts of evil thoughts about the big dogs and other carnivores in the yard and dreamt all manner disturbing dreams.  Up an hour later to wander a different part of the yard.  Paul’s cat Linda came in with a small mouse to let go in my bed so I was up an hour later to help catch that.  Another hour later I remember one place I’d not checked was under New Shed where  momma rattler has been seen with a clutch of snakelets.  No Orca.

Oh-Dark-30 and something is clawing my leg.  I claw my way up from another dream where I am tending a cat with a torn ear and find Orca!  You’re ten hours AWOL! Where have you been?  —Out.  What did you do? —Came in. She went on for half an hour pacing to and fro, looking out windows, checking under here and there, before she settled down to letting me pet her and purring in return. 

23 October—This Would Be Saint George’s Day If We Were In April

This morning with the eyedoc was full of surprises and I still don't know what my total copay/out of pocket will be. I guess they don't tell you that until after you are sedated. Now scheduled for cataract surgery in November and December providing I can find a Responsible Adult to drive me to and fro.

Orca Watching PBS251029 Orca PBS Big Cats 

Orca likes watching mountain lions on PBS.  This time she started out sitting back with me and the sack of popcorn. Then as the yowling and action increased she move closer to the telly, finally standing on her hind legs and pawing at the screen, following the action as momma lion took down an elk and her cubs ran about.  When the lions ran off camera Orca dashed around behind the telly.

Halloween—Yes, Voting Is Like That

No grigs here.  This is a No Kid Zone.  Not a one of them kid things lives within a mile or two and we all know kids cannot walk—or are not allowed to—and only travel by car or school bus. This Last Day of October was also the first day of voting in some parts of Maricopa County.  No candidates in contest, only Bonds and Budgets. I served as Marshall at one polling place and as such am privileged to proclaim “Hear Ye Hear Ye The Polls Are Now Open!”  Monday was a relaxing day at the polling place.  I made seven zipper fobs and knitted one of my Haiku Towels in between the two voters we had that day.  Tuesday, the real voting day, we entertained 457 voters. They come in waves so we were quite busy at times tending to them.

A Twist of Oliver

How many olives did Oliver eat? Those olives were tasty; I shouldn't have eaten all of them.

A Day Of Weal?

My church is the road. Road of the Weal. Whether going or coming, collecting donations from my flock or sharing the bread with others, praying to see me through, the road is my Way.

Finished Grieving for Hurricane Hazel-Rah

The cat who lived with me was called Hurricane Hazel-Rah. As a kitten she was named after that hurricane of 1954; you can guess why.

She prefured music of the early days of wireless broadcasting as well as Cat Stevens, The Alley Cats Doo-Wop, Aristocats, Duetto buffo di due gatti (Humorous Duet for Two Cats), and of course the musical "Cats".  Her hero was Busterfur Jones In White Spats, who is of course the father of Puss in Boots. But she was the only one with a Ham Radio call, me0w, and her own email and webpage.

HRH HHR was most at home on 40 meters where her favourite mode of operation is CW (Cat-Whisker sending & receiving), this XYK has worked all the lower 48 states during her 12 years of hamming it up on the road in The Cat Drag'd Inn. For portable operation her tail doubled as a quarter-wave vertical antenna for the 440mHz UHF band. Her Ham call sign was me0w which will be adopted by Ostensible Orca.

Thirty-eight correspondents helped me through this, a few wrote more than one letter of support.  Thank you all very much; this has been an interesting journey.  After Hazel perished I laid her out on a flet we have a ways up an old power pole in the yard.  Mostly pork rib bones and chicken legs are put there to share with the ravens.  A few days later all that remained of Hurricane Hazel-Rah was the last four inches of her tail which I will keep along with other treasures ensconced in the archives of The Cat Drag’d Inn (along with the many rolls of obsolete pennies) for someone to find when they clean up after me.

11-11

Once upon a long ago on this date Sara(h) La Gata went to the Vet for her Annual Checkup. She weighed in at 11 pounds 11 ounces and appended 11-11 to her name, shortly followed by Tacocat.
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Today Orca and Linda walked with me on my Morning Constitutional.  Yesterday on our peregrination Linda was showing Orca how to climb trees, today Orca soloed.  Back in the yard Orca brought in a sparrow--perhaps she is looking to learn how to fly?

251119 December Rain Early

I'm always working on some laptop or another. There are two stowed in the port closet (one is for poll working the other is Nagrivator Standby), three are in the store room (dead storage), a nice fairly new HP  on the galley forward seat (latest effort for developing a replacement for the desktop I'm writing this on), a Lenovo on the table beside me (Win7 primary), a Dell in the Ham Shack (Win7 Secondary and ISS SSTV receiver), another Dell stowed on the driver seat (Win7 tertiary and primary Nagrivator) and then there is my tablet but I'm not sure what that is good for.

Some of these are from an estate I cleaned up, some are donations to the Food Bank Thrift Store but are unsaleable because they are too old to run Win11 and of course everyone just must have the latest and greatest Win11.

Took some time off from road side cleanup yesterday and went for a walk with friends and on the drive home collected seven tyre carcasses from along that roadside.

Raining now this Tuesday morning. I don't know how much is in the rain gauge outside but there is 1.09" (Flood Warning posted by NOAA) in the leak-catcher under the head's roof vent.

Friday 21 November

Today when I went in on Baseline at 0800 to my doctor visit the Hassyampa River crossing there was dry. On my return by the same route at 1100 that crossing was flowing fast and nearly a foot deep.  Some cars were driving through. I turned around and found my way north to i10. The crossing there looked dry. Parts of the Hassyampa flow underground.

Thanksgiving, The Day After, The Day Before

Returning from first post-op visit.  The cataract surgery Tuesday on my right eye went well.  Took about 12 hours for fireworks and vertigo to smooth out and the double vision to meld into one.

But Mike rang me from hospital (did I mention that he’d had a stroke?) suggesting he just might maybe almost be ready to be released and I was all ready feeling pressed for time what with the need to get back to Tonopah to wash pots at the community Thanks Giving dinner. So I did neither and just went home for lunch.

Eye is great. Wenzday post-op evaluation: 20/20 and everything is so bright and shiny and new. Worst is that this new lens shows up just how bad my "good" eye is.  Surgery to fix that eye is scheduled for 9th December.  Pot-washing at the Community Dinner is a fun adventure.  Along with roadside trash collecting this is one of the things I do best.  Mindful Zen exercise.

Thanks Giving with extended family. Eat Well, Eat Often. Small Bowl, No Seconds!

After Dinner—After Dishes

Ate Well, Ate Often. Small Bowl, No Seconds but lots of firsts, including desert! Well! That's over for another year.  In other news we had a different sort of adventure. My other friend Mike who spends 3/7 of his time in dialysis had a crisis of sorts. Two of them.
Mike The
                Minister Preaching
A few days ago he had a stroke—minor perhaps—but he ended up in hospital for a few days and if anything was released too early on wenzday. Thursday noon he called me again, this time with one of those "I've fallen and I can't get up" situations, like in the TV commercials. He called me instead of 9-1-1 for who knows why, he ended up in the ambulance anyhow some six hours later, but that chapter is another storey.

He lives about 12 miles away from me at the end of a mile and a half of washboard. Usually I send a "good night" via text message when I go to bed at 21 o'clock and sometimes I see his reply when I wake to pee or later in the morning. This time there was no reply. After I was up and ambulatory Friday morning I texted him again. No reply. I called, no answer. I called again, no answer.

When I'd left him the day before, Thursday, he was sitting on the floor, I had got him that far, sitting on the floor amidst his clothing. I had got him that far and could stay no longer. The day was now after sunset, I needed to take my meds and eye wash, and I'm not at all that happy about driving at night right now. He was either going to sit there all night, call another friend—Robert—for further assistance, or call 9-1-1.

I called again. Still no answer. I called Robert, no answer. So I drove over there again. Half expecting to find Mike asleep on the floor, or worse. I found him not there. No clothes, no Mike; the door was unlocked, his car was there. Then a neighbour called across the fence to say the ambulance was there sometime during the night. So! Mike must be in hospital, but which one, and why does he not answer his phone?

So I called Paul, another person in this group of sort of extended family. Paul suggested that maybe Mike didn't have his phone, that perhaps he'd been carried away without, that I should call Mike's number whilst I'm there and listen for the ring. So I called Mike's number. All I could hear was a cat: Meow... Meow... Meow... Hung up, looked around for a starving cat. Mike often fed as many as several cats in the yard there. No cat. Called Mike's number again. Meow... Meow... Meow... Then I remembered... Mike's phone Meows for a ringtone. Eventually I found his cargo-kilt and shirt and jacket rolled in a ball next to the day's trash bag between his front door and his car. I wonder what he was wearing when the EMTs carried him away...  Later we learned which hospital he was in and Paul delivered the bundle of essential belongings.

"And what cats have to tell
on each return from hell
is this: that dying is what the living do,
that dying is what the loving do,
and that dead dogs are those who do not know
that dying is what, to live, each has to do."

                                 ― Alastair Reid

The Ants Go MarchingCraters of The Ant
                  Hills

Remember that campfire song?

The Eyes Have It

Second eye surgery went well. Interesting that I was awake more for this one tho the doctor says I was awake for the last one as well but the anesthesia drugs interfere with one's memory more the first time and less the second time. The eye is working. We'll see how well at the post op later today.

HH Arrived In The Mail

So "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" (not to mention Hanukkah & Kwanzaa...) have been reduced to "HH"...  Next thing you know the entire last week of the year will be reduced to a Monday Holiday.   Actually that's not such a bad idea.  If we had five 6-day weeks for 12 months that would leave six days for YuleTide party-party-party and a much simpler calendar.

>

> Haven't heard from you in a while and thought to just check in...

Thank you for checking on me.  I have been thinking of you as well and about to write.  That time of the year again for Post Office Box Rent.

A multitude of events have been happening with/to me over the past few months.  Back in August or so I was dealing with Vehicle Titles at the registry and a sign on the wall exhorting customers to update their driver's license to a Travel ID resulted in my having, for the first time in 60-some years of driving, a restriction on my license: Corrective Lenses. Well that set in motion wheels grinding away that resulted in: For the first time in since forever I now have body parts replaced. Cataract surgery over the past three weeks returned my eyes to 20/20 status so next week I will have the Corrective Lenses restriction removed.

That and a few other points of interest have led me to some further earth shaking choices.  I have for a year of so been intending to redo my will and estate and that in turn has led me to reevaluate my so-called "Intent To Return" to residency in NH.  This Post Office Box Renewal has put me over the edge.  Center Conway 03813-0144 wants $188.00 for renewal.

What was the annual cost when we started with those boxes? What—50 years ago?—25$? I can no longer justify this expense for a service that I use at best once or twice a year. So I will not renew Box 144.  I'll mail them the key next week.

Pending this that and the multitude of other things I am saving up to drive The Cat Drag'd Inn to Fryeburg next Summer for a rally of my primary Residence Vehicle club.  Things being as they are getting to be, could be the last time.  Maudlin? Poignant? Besides, I need to harvest a new batch
of Balsam Fir Weather Sticks.

Fireplace In The DesertChimney Field Fireplace

33.287877,-113.013801 location of the chimney. What is this fireplace doing here in the desert? What became of the cabin this fireplace once heated?

Yule
                    BranchYule Branch

Shopping for high speed wood bits and my traditional Yule Branch. Always an interesting storey when I tell the tree sales person that I have no room for an entire tree—not to mention no pocket for the 50$ price tag—all I want is a branch. Usually that one which you're going to trim and throw away.

Food Pantry Yesterday.

Warm enough and lots of yummyness. What to do with a jug o—very expensive i'm sure—StōK Cold Brew Coffee? Pounds of Uncooked Ground Chicken? Factor Meals (yucky—I tried a few). One pallet (1000#) of various tinned product: pasta, tuna, olive oi,l sliced carrot,s cut green beans, pinto beans...

A Blessed...

Advent and Epiphany for you, who/whom when where-ever you may be.

Boxing Day & Cleaning Up After Day

A nice busy day of continuing the past few days of adventures with a recalcitrant computer. Took some time off from that to work on a Massey-Ferguson antique loader-tractor and succeeded in making that problem worse. Batting near zero. Then went to supper with several neighbour friends down the street. Sitting around the fire after eating, with my feet up on the edge of the fire pit and my sandal soles smoking, spotted something glinting on the ground. A lens from glasses? Mine? Oh dear! What a day!

Nature by Numbers 

 Fibonacci  A four minute movie.  Thanks to Pitzl for the link.

Keeping Track Of Time

“The first public clock was installed in 1924 at the Pier Hotel at Main Street and Atlantic Avenue. The newspaper hailed it as a “great convenience to visitors and citizens.”The New Year was ushered in at the stroke of midnight, a time closely monitored by many partygoers anxious for a very noisy start.Time-telling devices are everywhere this year with the advent of the electronic age. There’s no shortage of clocks these days, a far cry from 1924.By 1935, the timepiece had pooped out. A newspaper columnist told it this way: “Because 10,000 tourists won’t get a stiff neck looking at the Pier Hotel clock. (they’ll soon learn that it’s always stuck at 4:10).By 1936, a coquina clock tower rose up on the nearby Boardwalk, a 55-foot structure with a unique feature. The face of the clock didn’t carry the conventional numbers, but spelled out DAYTONA BEACH.The clock tower was a project of the Works Progress Administration.---Stay curious with our monthly ‘Did You Know?’ spotlight—where we share interesting and obscure facts about Daytona Beach’s rich history."  "Halifax Historical Museum News Letter--KEEPING TRACK OF TIME" (Thanks Trish)

Longer Takes The Longer Gets

> Welp........ Interesting word that "Welp"
whelp (hwelp, welp) n., v. <whelped, whelp-ing>
                        n. 1. the young of [certain mammals including the human]
                            2. youth, esp. brat.
                      v.t.
                            3. to give birth to (young). --Random House Websters
  I have added:    4. The term ‘welp’ is thought to be a variant of the word ‘well.’ It is often accompanied by the sentiment of ‘well, that’s that’ or ‘what can you do?’ Its usage has been documented since at least the early 2000s...

I remember my Venerable Mother using welp in senses 2 and 4—sometime both senses in one instance—as far back as the late 40s early 50s concerning me and or my siblings in matters of "just you wait until your father gets home!"

Another Delay

Don came in for tea and mentioned he could smell propane. I've been catching a whiff of that odor but every time I get close to sniffing the smell is gone. Today I got out my bubble bath and did some serious looking.  Found the regulator blowing bubbles around the crimped part where the indicator is at the top. I've had two regulators before this one fail in that same place. Tomorrow I will be out spending the big bucks.

Wind up to 35mph SW this afternoon. 0.30" in both my gauges. Small (0.1") Hail never amounted to enough to cover the ground.

Another Q Quits The Quorum - KD7TKQ SK

Mike Schrody, KD7TKQ, passed away of cardiac arrest in hospital at 0128 this Friday 16 january 2026.

My friend Mike in hospital passed away yesterday. Quarter past one in the morning I was rudely awakened by a jangling oblong. The nurse in ER said he's carded [cardiac arrest —ed], we're pounding on his chest, he's been without a pulse for 12 minutes, do you want us to continue? I said that's a hell of a question to be asking someone you just woke up at one o'clock in the morning. The doctor came on the phone and said your name is on his paper as next of kin, notify in case of emergency, we need some help here, we need you to tell us if we should continue.

I thought of all Mike had been through in the past few weeks, years even-- skin cancer, kidney failure, stroke, rectal cancer, colostomy bag....
Told the doctor let him be. Let him go. The doctor repeated my words and asked me to confirm. 01:28 Mike died.

So goes the passing of another friend. The older I get the more dead people I know.

So now I have another mess to clean up.

Already The Second Sunday of Febter

Church of Chores today: Prelude, Dishes; Opening Prayer, Clean the LitterBox; Sermon, Vacuum the Floor; Collection, Polish Silver; Postlude, Cup of Tea... I'm just getting started and already I'm tired. I believe I am having a Denial of Service Attack.

Warmer today, 20 Febter, up to 45f now.

Yesterday was a tale of woe. Two of my gas log heaters failed to start yesterday with the temperature outside at 38f. I got them working before frostbite set in but that set the tone for what was to come.

TinyTruck has been off her feed the past few days so I started out to do a load test on the battery. Poor. Not failed but enough down that I should replace. That battery was installed in 2010!

Finally on the road and got a mile or so out when I remembered I was supposed to make a phone call. Phone not in my pocket. U-turned to fetch phone and got stuck off the pavement. First car by offered a tow but I didn't have a tow strap so he drove four miles to a truck stop to buy one and returned to pull TinyTruck out of the sand. Refused my offer to buy the tow strap, gave to me instead and admonished: Pay It Forward.  So I gave him one of my Zipper Fobs: I make these for people who help me on my Way.

On to the garage and Mike's place for one last—I hope—time. Cleaned out the last food cupboard. Mostly boxes of various exotic teas and a jar of honey. With a little help from my friends we have been over the past few weeks cleaning out Mike's house-yard-storage.  Three pickup loads of stuff to the Thrift Store, two loads in the dump trailer to the Transfer Station, and there is yet all Mike's Ham Radio equipment to inventory for sale. Later in the afternoon I modified one heater to get around the failure. Today I will see about the other one before shit happens again.  Want any tea? 


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Love, ajo

I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.  Sir Isaac Newton

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